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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself
out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went
to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for
her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
The
blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the
paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside
the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She
should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came
to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the
way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a
Ferrari."
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